Such scare Here:
I writed this and the scary doge guy is looking at me. He is such scary and he hurted my cat. I had to sended a bunch of stuffs to teh guys or else I getted kelled by the scary doge guy. He wsa follow me on the interwebnet, and I getted scered so I hided under my bed. He colled me and sed to ask how I was under the bed. I goted a call and teh coller EYE-D sed that I was scary doge guy. So who was phone?! Then a skeledoge popped out.
Tranzizzle version from gizoogle.net :
I writed dis n' tha freaky doge muthafucka is lookin all up in mah grill yo. Dude is such freaky n' dat schmoooove muthafucka hurted mah cat. I had ta sended a funky-ass bunch of stuffs ta teh muthafuckas or else I getted kelled by tha freaky doge muthafucka yo. Dude wsa gangbang me on tha interwebnet, n' I getted scered so I hided under mah bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude colled mah crazy ass n' sed ta ask how tha fuck I was under tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I goted a cold-ass lil call n' teh colla EYE-D sed dat I was freaky doge muthafucka. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So whoz ass was phone?! Then a skeledoge popped out.
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